射箭场
大家早上好 很高兴见到你们
Good morrow, and well met to you all!
大家尽快欢乐 庆典已经开始了
Taketh in thy mead and merriment for the festival hath begun!
-万岁 -万岁
-Huzzah! -Huzzah!
-万什么? -万岁啊 就是"好哇"的意思
-Hu, what now? -Huzzah. It means like "Hooray."
那为什么不直接说"好哇"
Then why don't they just say that?
因为他们在角色里 我们也该这样
Because they're in character. Like we should be.
今天 所有的大人都在玩过家家
Today, all these grown-ups are playing make-believe
这样他们就能体会 活在幻想世界里是什么感觉了
so they can feel what it's like to live in a world of fantasy.
我只是很开心能穿自己最爱的裙子
I'm just happy I got to wear my favorite dress.
现在我只需要找到一位白马王子
Now I just need to find a knight in shining armor
把我从恶毒的继姐身边救走
to save me from my wicked stepsister.
我们是亲姐妹 而且你不是什么苦命的少女
We're real sisters, and you're not some damsel in distress.
但爸爸总说我是他的小公主
But, Daddy always says I'm his little princess.
爸爸错了 你不需要任何人拯救
Dad's wrong. You don't need anyone to save you.
要是妈妈还在 你会更明白这个道理
If Mom was still here, you'd know better.
年轻的哈丽特阁下
Ah... young Harriet the Honorable.
您准备好马上维护自己的名誉了吗
Art thou prepared to defend thy title at the joust anon?
我从睡醒那一刻便准备好了 先生
Aye. From the moment I did wake, good sir.
你好奇怪
You're weird.
糟糕 我要迟到了 快走
Crap. I'm gonna be late, come on.
把你的蝴蝶结头绳给我
Give me your hair bow.
-为什么? -上战场前的赠礼 每个武艺高强的骑士都需要
-Why? -The lady's favor. Every knight worth their salt needs one.
你马上就要见识到 现实世界中的女性英雄了
Now you're about to see what a real-life female hero looks like.
这里是911 你有什么紧急情况?
骑士被蜂蛰了
大家戴上蜂网 一定要裹严实了
Bee nets on, everybody. Make them secure.
巴克 开始架水管
Buck, start running a hose line.
A级水管 0.5%的泡沫马上就来
Class A, half-percent foam coming up.
早上好 祝你早上好
Top of the morning... Top of the morning to you.
别是蜜蜂啊
No, not the bees...
拜托了 你们一定要救我姐姐
Please. You have to save my sister.
她不动了 我们没办法过去帮她
She's not moving and we can't get in to help her.
-她有过敏吗 -应该没有
-Is she allergic? -I don't think so.
就算不对蜜蜂过敏
Even without a bee allergy,
被蛰那么多下 还是会引发严重的过敏反应
that many stings can add up and still cause major anaphylaxis.
好了 大家都后退
All right, clear back, everybody.
各位上吧 赶紧的
All right, guys, get in there. Let's go.
脉搏跳得很快 发现严重的肿块
Pulse is racing. Got massive swelling.
毒液中的蜂毒肽可能引发了她血压过低
The melittin from the venom probably caused her BP to bottom out.
得注射肾上腺素
We need to push epi,
但她穿着盔甲 我接触不到她的大腿或肩膀
but I can't access her thigh or shoulder through all this armor.
拜托
Come on.
-埃迪 -在
-Eddie? -Yeah.
帮我把头盔摘掉
Help me get this helmet off.
因为肿胀 卡得太紧 得减少摩擦力
It's too tight from the swelling. Gonna have to reduce friction.
我这就插入口腔气道 防止她的舌头和喉咙肿过头
Inserting oral airway to keep her tongue and throat from swelling shut.
但愿能为我们争取一点时间
It should hopefully buy us a little bit more time.
要是不行呢
And what if it doesn't?
那就得给你姐姐插管 或给她做气管切开术了
Then your sister is gonna need an intubation or a tracheotomy.
-队长? -嘿 你跟我来一下
-Cap? -Hey, come over here with me for a second.
插入口咽气道 让她吸氧
Inserting OPA and getting her on oxygen.
看到你姐姐那个样子 你一定很害怕
I know that must be pretty scary to see your sister like this.
她受伤之前 你们玩得开心吗
Were you guys having fun before she got hurt?
其实我们在斗嘴
We were kind of fighting.
她想让我知道 女孩不必只当公主
She wanted to show me that girls didn't just have to be princesses,
然后就被蜜蜂蛰了
and then... she got attacked.
她肿得太厉害 没办法解开这些束带
Her body's already too swollen to loosen these straps.
好了 我来了
All right, coming in.
各位 又来了一群蜜蜂 大家低下头
Guys, we got another swarm coming in. Get your heads down.
后退
Step back. Step back.
它们怎么没完没了的?
Why do they keep coming back?
一定是蜂后被困在盔甲里面了
Their queen must be trapped underneath.
好吧 那就救蜂后出来
Okay, well... then let's get her out.
好了 我找到开口了 马上注射肾上腺素
I got an opening. Pushing epi.
又来了一群蜜蜂 亨 我们得撤了
We got another swarm coming in. Hen, we got to go.
找到你了
Got ya.
呼吸功能正在恢复
Respiratory functions returning.
口腔肿胀貌似也在消退
Oral swelling seems to be decreasing.
现在只需要把这些刺挑走
Now we'll just get those stingers out.
一定要小心 别再挤出来更多毒液
Just got to be careful not to squeeze out any more venom.
现在看看她能否醒来
Now let's see if she can open her eyes.
看来可以把发带还给你了
Guess you can have your ribbon back.
我确实需要被拯救
I did need to be saved.
好吧 但是她救了你一命
Yeah, but you got saved by her.
你说得对 女孩也完全可以当英雄
You were right, girls can totally be heroes, too.
万岁
Huzzah!
紧急呼救 s06e08 What's Your Fantasy?
嘿
Hey.
这是我最爱的小姑娘吗
Is that my favorite girl?
这是谁 这个舅舅叫什么?
Who's that? What's uncle's name?
-巴克舅舅 -没错
-Uncle Buck. -Yeah!
来我怀里 好了
Oh, I got you. Oh, there we go.
她已经吃了早餐 换了尿布 午餐前应该不会有问题
She's had breakfast and been changed, so you should be good till lunch.
对 我们准备了火鸡三明治方块 和有机鸡块
Yes, we've got turkey sandwich squares or organic chicken nuggets.
她要是吃鸡块 那绝对不会分给你 你只能靠自己了
If she goes for the nuggets, no sharing. You are on your own.
你们一定很激动吧 终于要去找房子了
You guys must be excited, huh? Finally going house hunting?
应该吧 我们的公寓 见证了很多回忆和第一次
I think so, I mean, our apartment has so many memories and firsts...
我们准备好迎接第二次了 换句话说 第二个卧室
We're ready for seconds, as in a second bedroom.
你们厌倦了全世界最讨人喜欢的室友吗
Oh, you're sick of having the world's most adorable roommate, huh?
全世界最讨人喜欢的室友最近很活跃
The world's most adorable roommate has been very active lately.
难管的两岁小孩可真不是开玩笑的
The terrible twos are no joke.
拜托 她还没到两岁呢
Come on, she's not even two yet.
你倒是跟她讲啊
Well, try telling her that.
我们最好赶紧出发 有四个开车经过看房 三个入室看房
Oh, we'd better get moving. We've got four drive-bys, three showings,
两个房屋参观 但愿第一天就能把这件事搞定
two open houses and hopefully a pear tree to fit our partridge in.
你确定可以一整天看着她吗
Are you sure that you're okay with her all day?
你在逗我吗
Are you kidding me?
我能跟外甥女共度一天 这简直就是梦想成真
I get to spend the whole day with my niece. I'm living the dream.
好的
Okay,
给你 你要用哪个颜色?
here we go. What are you gonna use?
没事 我去捡
Oh, okay. I'll get it.
没事
Okay.
你要画什么?
What are you gonna draw?
画个彩...
We're gonna...
没事 我去捡
Okay, I'll get it.
一切都好
All good.
捡到了 好吧 不要
I got it. O... kay. No, no, no.
嘿 小孩子不能爬楼梯 好吗
Hey, hey, no. Stairs are not for babies. Okay?
你就待在这里 知道吗 别动
You're gonna stay right there. Okay? Don't move.
作为负责任的好舅舅 我要把这里布置得舒服安全
I am gonna make this nice and safe. Like a good, responsible uncle.
好了
Yeah.
小姬?
Uh, Jee?
你是怎么...
How did you, uh...?
你是怎么...?
How did you...? Oh, uh...
看来我要成为教你上厕所的人了
I guess I'm gonna be the one to potty train you.
小姬?
Uh, Jee?
我不是要成为教你上厕所的人
I am not gonna be the one to potty train you.
不要 别...
Uh, no, no, no, no. Ah...
好了 我们还是别...
Okay, let's not just...
小姬 等一下 好吧
Uh, Jee, one, one sec. Okay.
小姬...
Uh, Jee...
好了
Okay.
来啊 小姬 很好吃的 我发誓
Come on, Jee, it's delicious, I swear.
来吧 你一定饿了 我就饿了
Come on, you must be hungry. I am.
小姬
Uh, uh, Jee...
嘿 你们什么时候搬家?
Hey, hey. So, when's the move-in date?
照这样下去 永远搬不了
At this rate, never.
符合我们价位的房子 不是跟我们的公寓一样大
Everything in our price range was either the size of our apartment,
就是得拆除重装 或者两者都是
needed to be torn down or both.
有一个房子已经重装过了
There was that one house. It was already renovated.
对 但你得开过一整个停车场 才能到车库
Yes, but you had to drive through a parking lot to get into the garage.
那你们打算怎么办?
Uh, so, what are you guys gonna do?
去买彩票? 姬云呢
Buy lottery tickets? Where's Jee-Yun?
她在楼上
She's upstairs.
她终于同意睡一会儿了
She finally agreed to take a nap.
她今天怎么样 希望她很乖
So how was she? Good, I hope.
这么说吧 需要睡一觉的人不只是她
Uh, let's just say she's not the only one who needs a nap.
梅没跟你说她要带谁回家吃晚饭吗
So, May didn't tell you who she invited to dinner, huh?
我不知道 她发短信让我添一副餐具
I don't know. She texted me to set an extra plate.
或许是哪个室友?
Maybe one of her roommates?
妈妈 巴比 我们来了
Mom, Bobby, we're here.
-嘿 -看看我们的神秘客人到底是谁
-Hey. -Let's see who our mystery guest is.
但愿你们不介意我带了人回来
Hope you don't mind I brought some company.
是他的话 肯定不会介意
Well, definitely not this company.
达瑞斯
Oh, Darius.
-嘿 你好 -我都不知道你回这边来了
-Hey. What's up? -Oh, I didn't know you were back in town.
是临时的决定 但我联系了梅 她邀请我来吃晚饭
It was a little last-minute, but I hit May up and she invited me to dinner.
希望没打扰到你们
I hope it's okay.
-达瑞斯 你知道你可以随时来我们家 -你要待多久?
-Darius, you know you're welcome at any time. -How long are you here for?
就几天
Just a few days.
达瑞斯在考虑下学期转学过来
Darius is thinking about transferring down here next semester.
所以他会考察一些学校 包括我的
So he's gonna check out some schools. Including mine.
你能回家生活 你父母一定很开心
Well. Your parents must be very glad to have you back under their roof.
其实我爸妈现在有点生气
Uh, my parents are a little upset with me right now.
我暂时住在一个朋友家
I'm crashing at a friend's house.
他们希望你留在斯坦福读书 对吧
They want you to stay at Stanford, huh?
他们觉得洛杉矶有太多让我分心的事
They think L.A. has too many distractions.
鸡肉已经好了
Well, the chicken is ready.
把配菜端出去 我们就能开饭了
Just have to bring out the sides and we can eat.
我们去吧
Oh, we can do that.
-可以吧 -好
-Right? -Yeah. I'm--Yeah.
-我都要饿死了 -对 我们去端配菜
-I'm starving. -Yeah, um, we'll get the sides.
-好极了 -我们去吧 好的
-Excellent. -Mm-hmm. Okay. Let's go. Okay.
事情变得有意思起来了
Well, this is a very interesting development.
我有预感 他不只是想念洛杉矶
Something tells me that Los Angeles wasn't all that he was missing.
年度慈善联谊会 会场坐席安排
不行 全都搞错了
No, this is all wrong.
你让希普国际挨着赞尼斯普罗
You've got Schipp International sitting next to ZenithPro.
赞助商完全是按照你的意思排座的 先生
The donors are seated exactly as you asked, sir.
我之前一字一句地记下了你的指示
I wrote down all your instructions verbatim.
那你肯定听错了 人都会犯错
Welp, you must have heard wrong. We all make mistakes,
让莱维特索恩挨着越极 应该就没问题了
just put RevitaThon next to Post-Everest and we should be fine.
但那就违反了不能把技术公司和电信公司安排在一起的规矩
That breaks the rule of seating tech next to telecom.
这蠢规矩谁制定的?
Who made that stupid rule?
你怎么回事
What is wrong with you?
绝对不能让技术公司和电信公司挨着
You never seat tech next to telecom,
尤其是他们可能会动起手来
especially when there's steak knives present.
解决好
Fix it.
你还在等什么?
What are you waiting for?
解决好
Fix it.
解决好
Fix it!
解决好
Fix. It.
解决好
Fix it!
解决好
Fix it.
-解决好 -知道了
-Fix it! -Okay.
解决好
Fix it.
解决好 解决好
Fix it. Fix it. Fix it.
解决好
Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it.
解决好
Fix it. Fix it.
解决好
Fix it.
好的 我知道了
Okay, I figured it out.
桌子形状不对
We've got the wrong shaped tables.
得准备长方形的
We need to go rectangular.
但会场只有圆桌
But the rounds are the only tables the venue has.
看来那就得自备桌子了
Then looks like it's BYOT.
给活动策划人打电话 想办法解决
Let's get on the horn with the event planner and make it happen.
他们要怎么及时送来新桌子和桌布?
How are they gonna get new tables and linens delivered in time?
最坏的情况 你总是可以自取的
Well, worst case scenario, you can always pick them up yourself.
快去解决
Just fix it.
快去解决
Just fix it.
你在听吗
Hello?
地球呼叫泰勒
Earth to Tyler...
你能解决好吗
Are you gonna fix it?
没问题
Sure.
嘿 泰勒 特别项目进展如何
Hey, Tyler. How's it going with the special project?
一定别接错线
Make sure you get those connections right.
我真的很想让斯凯勒的同学开一下眼界
Really want it to blow everyone in Skyler's class away.
颜色好像也不太对劲 你能解决吗
Also, I don't know about this color story. Can you fix it?
没问题
Sure.
-早上好 给你 -我拿走这个
-Good morning, there you are. -I'll take those.
-给你 先生 -谢了
-There you are, sir. -Thanks, man.
不对 那是桑德里克先生的 燕麦奶 他说牛奶会真的让他送命
No. That's Mr. Sanderick's. Oat milk. Says cow's milk could literally kill him.
-谢谢 -我们要是有那么幸运就好了
-Thanks. -Like we could be so lucky.
可算来了
Finally.
我很欣赏你人人平等的咖啡分配方式
You know, I appreciate your egalitarian approach to coffee distro,
但没人喜欢咖啡因摄入不足的上司
but nobody likes an under-caffeinated boss.
我绝对不喜欢
Certainly not me.
天啊 他没事吧
Oh, my God, is he okay?
-老天 -糟了 这是真的
-Oh, my God. -Oh, no. This is really happening.
-怎么回事 -我是不是给错了咖啡?
-What's going on? -Did I give him the wrong coffee?
-不 怎么回事 有人会心肺复苏吗 -我给错了他咖啡
-Oh, no. What? Does anyone know CPR? -I gave him the wrong coffee.
这里是911 你有什么紧急情况?
我好像谋杀了我上司
抱歉 你是说...
I'm sorry. Did you just say...
对 我用一杯拿铁玛奇朵害死了我上司
Yes! I killed my boss with a latte macchiato.
他对奶制品过敏 我给错了他咖啡
He's allergic to dairy and I gave him the wrong drink.
你叫什么 地址是哪里
What's your name and address?
我是泰勒 我们在星辰大道1300号六层
Tyler. We're at 1300 Avenue of the Stars. Sixth floor.
让他们赶紧来
Tell them to hurry!
-救援马上就到 他还有呼吸吗 -没了
-Help is on the way. Is he breathing? -No.
他也没有心跳 我开始做心肺复苏了
His heart's not beating either. I started CPR.
好的 那样会在急救人员到达之前
Good. That'll keep blood flowing through his body
保持他全身的血液流通
while we wait for paramedics to arrive.
拜托不要死 我不是故意的 我发誓
Please don't die. I never really meant it. I swear.
泰勒 根据你的描述 这听起来是个意外 你为什么说...
Tyler, what you described sounds like an accident. Why did you say...
因为我一直盼着他死
Because I wanted him dead!
我幻想了无数次 你根本想象不到
I fantasied about it so many times, you have no idea.
但这次我想我的潜意识真的让幻想变成了现实
But this time I think my subconscious actually made it happen.
派遣洛杉矶警局
调度中心说是过敏事件
Dispatch said this was an allergic reaction.
呼叫人声称是蓄意谋杀 具体细节还不清楚
Caller claimed it attempted murder. Details are hazy.
-都让开 我们是洛杉矶消防局 -不许你死在我手上
-Step aside, LAFD. -Don't you die on me.
借过 洛杉矶消防局 后退
Coming through, LAFD. Step back.
不许你死在我手上
Don't you die on me.
-不许你死在我手上 -先生 洛杉矶消防局 交给我们吧
-Don't you die on me. -Sir, we're with the LAFD, we got this.
好了 不如咱俩先聊聊
All right, why don't you and I have a conversation first
让他们施救
and give them some room?
我没感觉到脉搏
I'm not getting a pulse.
-给他上体外除颤仪 -开始按压
-Hooking him up to the Lifepak. -All right, starting compressions.
如果我之前想过杀死他 那这算预谋谋杀吗
If I thought about killing him in advance, is that considered premeditation?
-这样会被判更多年 对吧? -好了
-That's more prison time, right? -All right,
你先别忙着把自己说进鹈鹕湾监狱
before you start talking your way into Pelican Bay,
我得先宣读你的权利
I need to read you your rights.
已经接上了 我在分析心率
He's hooked up. I'm analyzing rhythm.
-队长 你能给他输氧吗 -马上
-Cap, can you bag him? -I'm on it.
所以你考虑过杀死他 而且不止一次吗
So you thought about killing him? More than once?
每天都不止一次
More than once a day.
有时候我都熬不到午餐 就开始幻想他的惨死
Sometimes I didn't make it to lunch without envisioning his gruesome death.
我为这样的自己感到羞愧
Which... I'm not proud of, by the way.
好吧 这是个不错的开端
Okay, that's a good start.
你能跟我解释一下 他怎么就摔倒在地 没了脉搏吗
Can you explain to me how he ended up on the floor without a pulse?
他对奶制品有严重的过敏 我给了他错误的咖啡
He has this terrible dairy allergy. And I gave him the wrong coffee.
-故意的吗 -可能吧?
-On purpose? -Maybe?
他现在心室性心搏过速 准备电击
He's in V-tach. Preparing to shock.
-醒醒啊 -他没有反应
-Come on. -He's not responding.
你不确定给他的是哪一杯吗
And you're not sure which cup you gave him?
肯定是给错了 你看看他现在的样子
Had to be the wrong one. I mean, look at him.
准备再次电击
Preparing to shock again.
他要没命了
We're losing him.
继续按压
Resuming compressions.
有脉搏了
We've got a pulse.
正在恢复正常心率
Normal rhythm returning.
好了 这对你来说是好消息
All right, well, that's good news for you.
对 现在是谋杀未遂了
Yeah. Just attempted murder then.
或者根本不是谋杀
Or maybe not murder at all.
他犯了心脏病
This man had a heart attack.
所以不是过敏吗
Not an allergic reaction?
口腔没有肿胀 没有荨麻疹 是典型的心脏病
There's no swelling of the mouth, no hives. Looks like a textbook coronary.
我没有差点害死他吗
I didn't almost kill him?
不止呢 或许你还救了他一命
Even better, you probably saved his life.
看来你白跑一趟了 警佐
Looks like you wasted a trip, Sergeant.
下次你要想坦白自己心底深处的黑暗幻想
Next time you feel the need to confess your deep, dark fantasies,
建议你去找牧师
might I suggest a priest?
-你确定这样穿没问题吗 -绝对没有
-Are you sure it looks okay? -Absolutely.
你不记得上次穿这身衣服时
Don't you remember how handsome everybody said you looked
大家都夸你帅了吗
when you wore it last time?
但现在是不是有点小了?
But is it too small now?
你穿上正好
It fits you like a glove.
要是大点的话 别人会以为你借你爸的衣服穿
Any bigger and people might think you borrowed it from your father.
他们说袖子应该只露六毫米
They say you should only be able to see a quarter inch of your shirt sleeve,
但现在都露12毫米了
but this looks more like a half.
-"他们"是谁? -网上的人
-Who's they? -The Internet.
你要是再精致一点 恐怕詹姆斯·邦德都要丢饭碗了
Any more suavecito, you can give James Bond a run for his money.
好吧 这周我能去理发吗
Okay. Can I get a haircut this week?
又要理发 怎么回事 你有约会吗
Now a haircut? Why, you got some kind of hot date?
没有 老天爷
No. Geez!
好了 我得换衣服了 你们快出去
Okay, I need to change now. Bye.
好吧 我们走
Oh, okay. All right, let's go.
快走 好了 亲爱的
Sure, okay, honey. I'll let you.
-好了 -出去
-Okay, okay. -Out, out.
刚才那是怎么回事
What was that all about?
他对学校的派对很是期待 而且想看起来帅帅的
He's excited about the school party, and he wants to look good.
但我开始觉得他可能在学校里
But I'm starting to think that there might be
-有了第一个喜欢的人 -哇
-a first crush situation going on here. -Wow.
第一个喜欢的人吗
First crush?
这很好啊
I mean, that's great,
但他为什么不跟我说呢
but I wonder why he hasn't said anything to me about it.
你突然着急给约会建议了吗
Oh, you're suddenly in a hurry to give dating advice?
我的意思是 我以为我们之间早就坦诚相见了
I'm just saying, I thought we were past the whole keeping secrets phase.
听着 你知道这年龄段的孩子
You know how it is at that age.
有时候 跟别人聊自己的梦想 会让它看起来太过真实
Sometimes talking about your dreams makes it seem all too real.
有时候幻想要比现实美好
Sometimes the fantasy is better than the reality.
一 二 三
One, two, three.
完美 就像她自己的韩式鸽子笼
Perfect. It's like her own little Korean goshiwon.
是啊 我和阿尔伯特暂住你家时
How come you never set the place up this nice
你怎么就没为我俩布置得这么舒服呢
when me and Albert did our stints crashing here?
因为我希望你们赶紧走
Because I wanted you to leave.
我觉得很不错 但我们听听专家怎么看
Well, I think it's adorable. But let's ask the expert.
你喜欢自己的新房间吗
What do you think of your new room?
都是你的了 孩子
It's all yours, kid.
-这些全都是新的吗 -是啊
-This is all new? -Yeah.
你给她买了多少新玩具?
I mean, how many new toys did you buy her?
这对她来说是个很大的转变
This is a big change for her.
-我想着可以稍微缓和一下... -通过贿赂吗
-I thought we could smooth it over... -With bribery?
-我怎么就没想到呢 -她看起来很喜欢这里
-Why didn't I think of that? -Well, she seems to like it.
我就说吧
I told you.
一定不会有问题的
It's gonna be great.
妈妈
Mommy?
嗨
Hi.
嘿
Hi.
爸爸
Dada?
爸爸
Daddy. Daddy.
爸爸
Daddy.
妈妈 我睡不着
Mama, I no sleep.
好吧 有问题
Yeah. It's not great.
又坏了一根
There goes another one.
我们就不能用普通铅笔填吗
Can't we just use regular pencils to fill these out?
不行 我奶奶总是说 小支的乐透铅笔能带来好运
No. My grandmother always said the tiny lotto pencils have lucky properties. And...
而且这种铅笔很喜庆
...they're festive.
你什么时候开始变得迷信了?
Since when are you superstitious?
还有再跟我说说 你奶奶中过多少次彩票?
And remind me again, how many jackpots your grandmother hit?
你最好当心
You know, you better watch it
不然等我中大奖 过上奥普拉的生活时
or you won't be getting the Gayle treatment in my
可是会跟你绝交
post-winning Oprah lifestyle.
真希望不是我 用这些迷你高尔夫版的2号铅笔
I just wish it wasn't my turn to fill out the whole firehouse's tickets...
填整个消防站的票
...with these mini golf edition #2s.
那张是谁的
Who does that one belong to?
巴比的
Uh... Bobby.
他的幸运数字是什么?
What are his lucky numbers?
2 7
Uh, two, seven...
那是哈利的生日
Oh, that's Harry's birthday.
12 29
Oh. Twelve, twenty-nine...
是梅的生日
Mm, that's May's birthday.
然后是9 1
And nine, one.
等一下 你能看出他的字迹吗
Wait a minute. Can you read his handwriting?
-因为我的生日是3 2 2... -9 1
-'Cause my birthday is three, two, two... -Nine, one.
1991年
As in 1991.
明尼苏达双城队赢得世界大赛的最后一年
The last year the Minnesota Twins won the World Series.
好吧 我得跟这家伙聊聊他的优先顺序了
Okay, I'm gonna have to talk to this man about his priorities.
你会填他的生日吗
Do you play his birthday?
不 我从不填生日
No, I don't play birthdays.
我有自己的一套体系
I have my own system.
如果你中了彩票 你有什么幻想?
So, what's your lottery fantasy if you win?
别说你要退休 在海边买个院子
And don't you say retiring and buying a beachside compound
因为我知道那是谎言
'cause I know that's a lie.
不会 我会全部捐掉
Oh, no, no, no. I would give it all away.
-全都捐掉吗 -对
-All of it? -Yeah.
捐给慈善机构吗
To, like, charity?
捐给人们
To people.
我们经常听说失去住所的家庭
You hear these stories about a family who lost their home
或者有人出了严重的事故 付不起医药费
or someone gets in a terrible accident and can't afford the medical bills.
我总是会想 "如果我有帮助他人的钱呢"
And I always think, what if you had the money to just help?
你的幻想真是出人意料的无私
That's a surprisingly altruistic fantasy.
但我也一直想要个游泳池
But I have also always wanted a swimming pool.
你可别因为幻想太远大变得痴魔
Don't go nuts dreaming too big now.
我现在过得很不错
You know, I have a great life.
我爱我丈夫 他也爱我
I have a husband that I love who loves me.
我还有两个优秀的孩子
And I have two amazing children.
他们可能有朝一日想当百万富翁
Who might want to be millionaires someday.
哈利或许会想
Harry might.
他或许会想买一艘宇宙飞船 绕着地球转圈
He'd probably want to buy a spaceship and go circling round the Earth.
我打算给凯伦买一艘的
I was gonna buy that for Karen.
那梅呢
And what about May?
她不会想买下推特或是什么吗
She's not gonna want to buy Twitter or something?
我听说现在真有这么回事
I hear that's a thing now.
梅不至于那么无脑
May is too sensible for that.
听你的语气 感觉这是件坏事
You say that like that's a bad thing.
我只是看到她为学校的事担心
I just see her worrying about school.
她还是感觉自己格格不入
Still feeling like she needs to fit in.
梅跟她的朋友有着不同的经历
May's had a different experience than her friends.
两年处理紧急生死事故的经历
Two years of dealing with life-and-death emergencies.
她也因此成长了
She's grown up because of that.
对 我还在等她自己明白这一点
Yeah. I'm still waiting for her to realize that.
她的人生经历不只是让她与众不同
That her life experiences don't just make her different.
那其实是她的超能力
They are actually her superpower.
所以 你怎么想?
So, what'd you think?
校园比我爸当初带我去看橄榄球比赛时 更漂亮了
That the campus is nicer than when my dad took me for football games.
你要进去吗
Are you coming inside?
你没跟我说在举行派对
Uh, you didn't tell me there was a party going on.
不是派对 就是大家一起玩玩
Oh, it's not a party, it's more like a kickback.
哎呀
Holy crap.
这是梅·格兰特吗
Is that May Grant?
好久不见
Long time no see.
-快抱一个 -见到你很高兴 博
-Bring it in! -Good seeing you, Hiro.
谁带她来的?
Who brought her?
放松 我们是高中同学 而且她人很好
Relax. We went to high school together and she happens to be awesome.
你还在调度中心拯救生命吗
You still saving the world at the dispatch center?
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
梅辞职了 然后她几个月前又入了学
May quit and she enrolled in school, like, months ago.
你都没打给我吗 我们算得上是邻居
And you didn't call me? We're practically neighbors.
抱歉
I'm sorry,
我只是忙着学业的事
I've just been trying to stay focused in my classes.
-要刻苦学习 对吧 -你说得对
-Hustle hard, right? -That's what's up.
你们需要什么吗 啤酒还是塞尔兹矿泉水
Yo, can I get you guys anything? A beer, a seltzer?
-我要塞尔兹 -我什么都不用 谢了
-Seltzer me. -Nothing for me, thanks.
你明天一大早要上课吗
'Cause you got an early morning class tomorrow?
不是 但我开了车
No, but I did drive.
没问题
Cool.
这是汉克 他是工程系的学生
So, um, this is Hank, he's an engineering student,
那是费利佩 他是学设计的
and that's Felipe, he's in design school.
抱歉 我不...
Sorry, I didn't...
我还不知道你叫什么
I didn't catch your name.
没错
No, you didn't.
但我正打算
But, uh, I was just leaving.
从我交房租的家里离开
From my own home where I pay rent.
他今天一定很不顺心
Uh... He must be having a day.
埃里克就没有过顺心的时候
Every day is a day with Erik.
得花点时间才能适应那家伙
Dude takes a little getting used to,
但他按时交房租 用完家里的设施后也会打扫
but he pays the rent on time and he cleans up after himself.
所以还能要求什么呢
So, what more can you ask for?
礼貌?
Manners?
走了 我带你去认识一下 更懂社交规矩的室友
Come on, let me show you to the more socially appropriate roommates.
好
Great.
所以克里斯托弗的神秘暗恋对象是谁?
So who's this mystery crush of Christopher's?
我不知道 他不肯说
No idea. He's not spilling,
我也不想逼他
I don't feel like pushing.
他还这么小 开始约会合适吗
Isn't he kind of young to start dating?
他又不是要邀请对方吃晚饭看电影
It's not like he's taking 'em out to dinner and a movie.
只是去参加一个学校的派对
He's just going out to a school party.
听着 青春期无伤大雅的迷恋 没什么不好的
Look, there is nothing wrong with a little harmless adolescent infatuation.
牛仔巴 你第一次暗恋别人时是几岁?
So, how old were you when you had your first crush, Buckaroo?
幼儿园的时候 加西亚老师 愿她安息
Uh, kindergarten. Miss Garcia. RIP.
不敢相信我们真要这么做
I can't believe we're doing this.
我知道 我们终于能将幻想变成现实了
I know. We're finally about to live our fantasy.
这肯定比在飞机上做爽得多
This is gonna be so much better than a plane.
在飞机上做太老掉牙了
Everybody does a plane.
这是传奇
This is legend.
亨 跟我们说说你初吻的事
Hen, tell us about your first kiss.
我初吻的那个男孩叫里卡多·桑切兹
This kid Ricardo Sanchez was my first kiss.
六年级的时候 有人激我们 让我们在露天看台亲热
Sixth grade. Someone dared us to make out under the bleachers.
听起来很香艳
Ooh, salacious.
我当时不知道还要用到舌头
I was not aware there was gonna be tongue involved,
所以他基本上就舔了我的嘴唇五秒钟 然后我就跑开了
so essentially he just licked my lips for, like, five seconds, and then I ran away.
听起来给你造成了创伤
That sounds traumatizing.
其实对我是一种启发
Illuminating.
后来我发现吻错了苏拉雷斯家的人
I realized I was kissing the wrong Suarez.
他妹妹玛蒂娜更合我的口味
His sister Martina was more my speed.
好了 我们偏题了
Ah. Right. We've drifted off topic.
克里斯托弗不会亲任何人 不会的
Christopher isn't kissing anyone. He's not.
对吧
Right?
我知道这很正常
I know it's normal.
我只是觉得克里斯托弗还没到那个年纪
I just didn't think Christopher was old enough yet.
或许问题在于 这让你觉得自己老了
Maybe the problem is it makes you feel old.
等他开始刮胡子再看吧
Wait till he starts shaving.
不知不觉间 就会有人叫你爷爷了
Before you know it, someone's gonna be calling you Grandpa.
我为什么要告诉你们这件事
I don't know why I tell you guys anything.
不然你要跟谁聊?
Who else you gonna talk to?
卡拉 从现在开始 我只跟卡拉聊
Carla. From now on, I'm only talking to Carla.
调度中心呼叫118队 杜邦野营车车库发生火灾
Dispatch to 118, reports of a fire at DuPont RV Storage.
收到 调度中心 118队马上过去
Copy that, Dispatch, 118 responding.
真是越来越刺激了
This just keeps getting better.
什么声音?
Uh, what was that?
你们放好了所有装备 把隔间的门都锁好了吧
You guys secured all the gear and locked the compartment doors?
-是 -锁好了
-Yes. -Yeah.
嘿 最好走威尔克斯路 前方有工地
You better take Wilcox. There's construction up ahead.
关闭消防设备 靠路边停车
Stop the engine. Pull over.
请你不要动 先生 我们是洛杉矶消防局的 前来帮你
Try to stay still, sir. LAFD. We're here to help.
看起来是二级擦伤 肩膀脱臼
Looks like we got second-degree abrasions, separated shoulder.
尽量不要动 先生
Try to stay still, sir.
不规则的瞳孔反应 可能有脑震荡
Irregular pupillary responses indicating a probable concussion.
给他戴颈托 开始冲洗伤口
Let's get him a C-collar and start irrigating these wounds.
调度中心 我是118队的纳什队长
Dispatch, this is Captain Nash, 118.
我们路上遇到一个创伤患者
We've encountered a trauma victim in transit.
看起来我们没法赶往野营车库救火了
Looks like we won't be able to make that RV Storage fire.
这附近也没有高大的建筑
There aren't any tall buildings around here.
对 除非那首歌是根据真实情况创作的
Right, and unless that song was based in truth,
我并不觉得天上会掉男人下来
I don't think it's ever actually raining men.
他估计不是从天上掉下来的
I don't think he fell from the sky.
嗨
Hi.
你好
Hello.
他不会有事吧?
Is he gonna be okay?
你们俩到底怎么想的 跑到那上面搭车
What the hell were you two thinking hitching a ride up there?
我不知道
I don't know.
你不知道 什么叫你不知道
You don't know. What do you mean you don't know?
这是我们一直以来的幻想
It was just something we always fantasized about.
在消防卡车车顶做爱
Having sex on top of a firetruck.
就像《回火》里的情节
Oh, hey, like Backdraft.
《回火》对巴克的人生 产生了"精"天动地的影响
Backdraft was a seminal influence on Buck's life.
抱歉 用词不太恰当
Sorry, poor choice of words.
这一定是最白痴 最危险 也最...
That has to be the dumbest, most dangerous
我听说过的最愚蠢的幻想
and dumbest fantasy I've ever heard of.
而且那不叫卡车 是消防设备车
And it's not a truck, it's an engine.
嘿 我到博家了 过来接你
Hey. I'm at Hiro's house to scoop you.
都怪我 我堵车了
Hey, my bad, I got stuck in traffic.
你先去里面等我回家
You can just hang inside until I get home.
-我大概10分钟后到 -好
-I'll be there in, like, ten. -Okay.
又是你 你来干嘛?
You again. Why are you here?
嗨 我过来等达瑞斯
Hi. I'm just waiting for Darius.
只待几分钟
It should only be a few minutes.
我感觉那晚我们之间有点误会 我是梅
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot the other night. I'm May.
好的
Okay.
家里这么乱 很难集中精力学习吧
Sure seems like it could be hard to study in a house this busy.
非常多分心的事
So many distractions.
你是什么专业的?
Uh, what's your major?
我不是学生
I'm not a student.
我搞不懂高等教育的必要性
The need for post-secondary education is a myth
只不过是为了让年轻人无暇观察现实
propagated to keep young people too distracted to see what's really there.
什么现实?
Which is?
虚无的现实
Nothing.
你的看法有点悲观
Wow, that's--That's a little bleak.
那还有什么意义
So what's the point, then,
如果我们只是活在虚无中?
if we're just living in a void of nothingness?
正因为虚无 才有成长的空间
Because where there is nothing, there is only room for growth.
什么成长
What kind of growth?
跟你说不明白
You wouldn't understand.
-我帮你捡 -我不需要你帮忙
-Oh, let me help you with those. -I don't need your help.
好吧
Okay.
很高兴跟你聊天
Nice talking to you.
《孙子兵法》
构思本 我的幻想
呆子 怪人 废物 我不是他们的一分子
把他们杀光
真的 这笔记本里制定了计划
I'm telling you, there's some kind of plan written in this book.
什么计划?
What kind of plan?
有很多批判女人阴谋压制男人的气话
There's all these rants about a female conspiracy to keep men down,
还说世界会在大火后重生
and that the world will only grow if it burns.
我不知道这家伙有什么幻想
I don't know what kind of fantasy this man is living in,
但他有没有特定的目标?
but is there a specific target indicated?
超市 夜店 火车站什么的
A supermarket, nightclub, train station? Anything.
战争即将来临
没有特定的目标 感觉都是密语 不过有具体的步骤
No specifics. It's all kind of coded. But there are steps.
"通向光荣的步骤 侦查 购置武器 处决 逃亡"
"Steps To Glory," actually. "Recon, weaponize, execute, escape."
我们不知道他在哪一步
We have no idea which step he's on.
我有没有可能是反应过度了?
Is there any chance I'm just overreacting?
我看到了异常 所以必须说出来
I know I saw something, so I needed to say something,
我只是不想因为我看到的片面的证据
I just don't want to wrongfully accuse someone
冤枉一个可能只是有着非常黑暗的幻想的人
for what I know could just be some very dark fiction.
听着 梅 不管是不是幻想
Listen, May, fantasy or not,
这种情况不允许有任何差错
there's no room for error in these situations.
好 那我们把他放在观察名单上
Okay, so we put him on a watch list,
调查武器购买记录 不管是过去的还是现存的
investigate firearm purchases, past or pending,
加急处理 加上临时限制令?
and pursue a red tag temporary restraining order?
咱俩想到一块去了 但与此同时 你必须远离这个年轻人
My thoughts exactly, but in the meantime, you need to steer clear of this young man.
如果有必要 达瑞斯可以来我们家住
Darius can come stay with us if he needs to.
老天 达瑞斯
Oh, my God, Darius.
嘿 怎么...怎么回事?
Hey, what-what's going on?
怎么了 你找不到手机吗 我可以打给你
What's-what's going on? You lost your phone? I can--I can call...
不 不是手机 是我的一个笔记本
No, it's not a phone. It's a book, and it belongs to me.
冷静 一个笔记本而已 我们可以给你买个新的
Sure. It's just a book. I mean, we could get you another copy.
我不要新的
No, there's no copy!
你那个混蛋女朋友偷走了我的本子
That bitch girlfriend of yours stole it.
你不能这么说她
Whoa, whoa, you-you cannot call her that.
梅 别进去 埃里克很危险
我得走了
I gotta go.
你哪里也不许去
You're not going anywhere.
-嘿 -嘿 达瑞斯不接电话
-Hey. -Hey. Darius won't answer.
我没看到他进房子里
I didn't see if he ever went inside the house,
但埃里克绝对还在里面
but Erik is definitely still in there.
好 或许达瑞斯还堵在路上呢
All right, good. Maybe Darius is still just stuck in traffic.
谁打来的?
Who's that calling?
达瑞斯
Darius.
喂 达瑞斯 你没事吧?
Darius? Hello? Are you all right?
我们手上都有属于对方的东西
We each have something that belongs to the other.
把东西还回来 一切都会没事
Just bring it back and everything will be okay.
说话
Speak.
梅 按他说的办
May, just-just do as he says.
我被他扣在了他的房间
He's got me in his room.
他要杀了我
He's-he's gonna kill me.
家里应该没有其他人
Doesn't seem like anyone else is inside.
我们已经从两头封闭了这条路
We shut down the street at both ends.
希望有其他室友出现
Now, hopefully one of the other roommates
告诉我们房子里面的布局
will show up and give us the layout inside.
我已经申请了派人质救援队和特警队过来
I put in a request for HRT and SWAT,
但不确定他们能否及时赶到
but I'm not sure they're gonna make it here in time.
你觉得这孩子有多丧心病狂?
How desperate do you think this kid is?
他的最后一步是逃跑
Well, last step of his plan was escape.
不管他打算做什么 貌似他都希望自己能活下来
Whatever he was gonna do, seems like he was hoping to make it out alive.
他要去墨西哥
Oh, he was headed to Mexico.
-他知道我们在外面吗 -不幸的是 他知道
-He know we're outside? -Unfortunately, yes.
这下好了 也没办法搞突袭了
Great. So we lost the element of surprise, too.
说起来 他要是能跟接受过训练的人聊聊
You know, I would feel better
我会宽心许多
if he was talking to someone who'd had training.
他已经在跟这样的人聊了
He is.
埃里克 很抱歉我偷拿了你的笔记本
Erik, I am sorry that I stole your book.
这是你的东西 你可能很生气
It's your property, and that can be upsetting for you.
你懂什么 我制定了计划
You don't know anything. I had plans.
伟大的计划 全被你毁掉了
Big plans, and you ruined them.
所以我现在有了个新计划
So now I got a new plan.
是什么
Which is?
杀了你男友 让你那可悲的小心脏痛不欲生
Kill your boyfriend, and break your pathetic little heart.
你生的不是达瑞斯的气 埃里克
You're not mad at Darius, Erik.
他不是你想伤害的人
He is not the one you want to hurt.
你是想过来替他吗
Oh, you're offering to take his place?
警察绝对不允许这种事发生
The police would never let that happen.
你还真是出乎意料的坦诚
Surprisingly honest.
-我尽量 -你骗我
-I try to be. -Oh, no, that is a lie.
你这样的女孩都是骗子
Girls like you are all liars!
她们说想跟我这样的好人交往 但都是骗人的
You know, they say they want a nice guy like me, but that's not true.
她们真正想要的是有男人味 但对她们使坏的大渣男
What they really want is some macho jackass to treat them like crap.
-是吧 小白脸? -我不...我不是那种人
-Isn't that right, pretty boy? -I'm not like that, man.
达瑞斯是好人 他没伤害过你
Darius is a good guy. He hasn't done anything to you.
他不该落得此下场
He doesn't deserve this.
那我该是什么下场?
What about what I deserve?
你觉得自己应该是什么下场 埃里克?
What do you think you deserve, Erik?
我的笔记本在你手里 对吧
You have my book, don't you?
上面全写着呢
That tells it all.
我更愿意你亲口讲给我听
Well, I'd rather get the information straight from the source.
你希望人们知道关于你的什么?
What do you want people to know about you?
我希望人们知道
I want people to know
我勇于挺身而出
that I was brave enough to stand up
反抗压制男人的阴谋
against the conspiracy to keep men down.
主流媒体和他们大肆宣扬的谎言
The mainstream media and the lies they peddle.
保护恋童癖 处决这个国家真正的英雄
Protecting pedophiles and prosecuting the true heroes of this country!
人质救援队在路上了 但特警队至少要20分钟才能到
HRT is on the way, but it's at least another 20 minutes for SWAT.
不确定达瑞斯能不能等下去了
I'm not sure Darius has that much time.
特警队 最多20分钟 继续让他说
不可能 他的情绪越来越激烈 他知道自己很快就会没有选择
No way, he's spiraling. He knows that his options are running out real soon.
为什么这么说
Why do you say that?
埃里克虽然性子古怪 但他不傻
Erik's a creep, not an idiot.
但我们不知道他的位置 不能冒险进去
But we just cannot risk going in there without knowing where he is.
但如果我们知道呢 如果我可以想办法让他来窗边呢
But what if we did know? If I could get him by a window?
好 去吧 你们俩跟我来
Yeah, do it. You two, come with me.
你在听我说话吗
Are you even listening to me?
我在听
I-I'm listening.
谢谢你告知我 这些如此重要的问题 埃里克
And thank you so much for educating me on these really important issues, Erik.
真希望我们能继续聊下去
I wish we could continue this conversation.
我真的受益匪浅 但恐怕我们要没时间了
It's really helping me, but I'm afraid we've run out of time.
什么意思
What does that mean?
特警队和人质救援队来了 他们要接手
SWAT and HRT are here. They're taking over the scene.
所以从现在开始 就轮到狙击手和战术小组上场了
From now on it's just gonna be snipers and tactical teams running the show.
你胡扯
That's bull.
我怎么没听到他们停车的声音
Why didn't I hear them pull up?
如果居民区出现人质劫持事件 特警队都会悄悄行动
When there's a hostage situation in a residential area, SWAT rolls cold.
不亮灯 不鸣警笛 达瑞斯明白我的意思
No lights, no sirens. Darius knows what I'm talking about.
梅是专业人士 她当过两年的911调度员
May knows what she's talking about. She was a 911 dispatcher for two years.
我为什么要相信你?
Why should I believe you?
你不该信我
You shouldn't.
你比我聪明 对吧
You're smarter than me, right?
或许你应该自己看一眼
Maybe you should just take a look for yourself.
你这狗娘养的
You son of a bitch!
放下武器
Drop your weapon!
马上
Now.
你要敢冲我来 我会开枪
You come at me and I'll put you down.
事情不该是这样的
This is not how it was supposed to go.
不该是...
It's not...
这不公平
It's not fair.
这不公平
It's not fair.
拜托...
Please...
铐上他
Cuff him.
你要干...不要 拜托 住手
Please, no, no, no, no. No, please stop. Ple--
对不起 对不起
I'm sor--I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
证据/物品
你没事吧
Feeling okay?
还有点没缓过来 但我不会有事
Still a little shook, but, um, I'll be all right.
抱歉我没及时提醒你
I'm sorry I didn't warn you in time.
是我害你陷入危险 因为我拿了他的笔记本
It's my fault that you were in danger because I took his book.
听着 疯子发狂不能怪你
Don't blame yourself for that lunatic's actions.
你救了我的命 梅 你救了很多人的命
You saved my life, May. You saved a lot of lives.
我只是尽职而已 老本行
Just doing my job. My old job.
你用一部手机就拿下了那家伙 真是不可思议
It's kind of crazy how you just took that guy down with a phone.
对 我接受过全方位的培训
Yeah, I-I had great training.
你好厉害
It was badass.
你要是犹豫要不要搬回来 我不会怪你的
You know I wouldn't blame you if you had second thoughts about moving back here.
你在开玩笑吗 我意识到这里才是我最想待的地方
Are you kidding? Look, I've realized that there's no place I'd rather be than here.
文艺复兴集市
我还以为这地方会很无趣
You know, I thought this place was gonna be lame,
但其实还挺酷的
but it's actually kind of cool.
我什么时候会带你去无趣的地方?
Since when do I take you to lame places?
牙医 医生 学校
The dentist, the doctor, school.
你这孩子真是不知好歹
You're an ungrateful child.
-我可以买个火鸡腿吗 -可以
-Can I get a turkey leg? -Yeah.
去吧 买三个
Here, get three.
记得拿回来两个
And bring back two.
你看 有剑
Look, swords.
平身 尽职尽责的多蒂女士
Now, rise, Dame Dottie the Dutiful.
尽职尽责? 我知道自己是骑士了 但能给我个别的头衔吗
Dutiful? I know I'm a knight now, but can't it be something different?
比如说了不起的多蒂?
Like Dottie the Magnificent?
这是你的幻想 你想怎样就怎样
It's your fantasy. It can be whatever you want it to be.
英雄不问出处
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes.
万岁
Huzzah!
嘿 你觉得怎么样
Oh, hey, uh, what do you think?
-对你来说有点小 -对
-Uh, it's a little small for you. -Uh-huh.
是买给姬云的
It's for Jee-Yun.
你姐姐会宰了你的
Oh. Your sister's gonna kill you.
当舅舅就是这样
That's what being an uncle is all about.
不 我只是...我觉得她应该尽早知道
No, I just--I figured it's never too soon for her to learn
女孩也能当英雄
that girls can be heroes, too.
没错 你或许也该给她
Facts. You should probably get her
-买个小盾牌 -对
-one of these little shields, too. -Yes.
-这个怎么样 -可以
-How 'bout this one right here? -There you go.
-别冲我来 -你跑不掉了 来啊
-Don't come for me! -You're in. Come on, come on!
-很高兴看到你恢复了 先生 -这还用说
-Good to see you back on your feet, sir. -No kidding.
公司没了我 居然还能正常运转
Don't know how this whole operation didn't fall apart without me.
是
Right.
我的辞职信
My letter of resignation.
恕我冒昧 但在你手底下做事压力太大了
No offense, but working for you is just too stressful.
我理解 不是所有人都能跟上我的步伐
I understand. Not everyone's built for my pace.
还有一件事
There's one more thing.
推荐信
A letter of recommendation.
我希望你能签字
I was hoping you would sign it.
"他真的能救人性命"?
"He's a real lifesaver"?
给我一支笔
Hand me a pen.
我们有多久的时间?
How long do we have?
他们说午饭后就让我出院
They said they were releasing me after lunch.
很好
Good.
时间应该很充足了
That should be more than enough time.
其实你说得对 这确实感觉像电影院
You know what? You're right. This does feel like a movie theater.
零食也便宜多了
And the snacks are so much cheaper.
要过多久我们才能说服自己
So how long are we gonna be able to convince ourselves
这是可持续的生活方式?
that this is a sustainable way to live?
需要多久就多久
As long as we need to.
等梦中情房出现时 我们自然会知道的
When the right dream house presents itself, we'll know.
但与此同时 这也是很不错的幻想
But in the meantime, this is a pretty great fantasy, too.
看到没
You see it? You see it?
-好可爱 -太可爱了
-It's so cute. -Oh, that is so cute.
你怎么会觉得这不可爱?
How can you not think that's cute?
你打算在这里站多久的岗?
So how long do you plan on standing guard out here?
等他们进去就好
Just until they get inside.
然后我们可以去车里待着
And we can hang out in the car after.
这是有保护人在场的学校活动
It's a chaperoned school function.
他又不是去服一年的兵役
He's not shipping out for a year-long tour.
当你知道自己要有孩子时
When you know you're having kids,
就会幻想以后的生活会是怎样
you have all these expectations of what life's gonna be like, you know?
一些里程碑事件
The milestones.
第一次牙牙学语 迈出第一步
The first words, first steps...
第一次暗恋
First crush.
然后他们告诉你 你的孩子会跟别人不一样
Then they tell you your kid's gonna be different,
他会面对其他孩子没有的挑战
and he's gonna have challenges other kids don't.
他们提醒你不要有过高的期待
They warn you to manage your expectations.
所有那些里程碑开始看起来像愚蠢的幻想
All those milestones start to seem like a stupid fantasy.
貌似幻想要变成现实了
Looks like that fantasy's turning into a reality.
你是什么感觉?
How's that feel?
开心得要死
Pretty damn good.
是啊
Yeah.
校方说活动会持续三个小时
Well, the school says this is gonna last three hours.
等一下 你是在叫车回家吗 因为我可以...
Wait, wait, are you calling for a ride home, 'cause...
错过这个里程碑吗 才不要
And miss this milestone? Hell no.
我在点外卖 你想吃点心吗
I'm ordering takeout. How you feel about dim sum?
梅和达瑞斯今天历经了生死劫难
With everything May and Darius have been through,
我不介意晚点吃饭 但我们还要等多久?
I don't mind waiting for dinner, but how much longer?
他们应该快要结束了
I think they're almost done.
你有什么感受
How are you feeling about all this?
看到我女儿平安快乐吗
Seeing my daughter safe and happy
感觉像是梦想成真
is a dream come true.
什么都比不上陷入爱河的年轻人
There is nothing quite like being young and in love.
或者只是陷入爱河
Or just in love.
字幕翻译：郑伟
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